Moo-Maa
A piece from the early Seventh Insight archive.
Nevertheless, their eyes are honest and innocent unlike goats. Goats are just stupid, their laterally-oriented pupils say it all.
They literally eat anything. You know, there’s a saying in Assamese, “পাগলে নবকে কি, ছাগলে নাখায় কি, “which roughly translates to “A madman speaks anything, a goat eats anything.” Try observing monkeys and goats in and around temples. Goats are so stupid that they are perfectly content with the banana peels that the monkeys throw at them after eating the inner flesh. Garbage-eaters! Also, the maa of a goat- a total stupidity symptom. Add the goatee on top of that, oh I can’t anymore!
In conclusion, goats are the stupidest (sincerest apologies to Pan, and Baphomet (please don’t burn me in hell)), cows are damn funny and also the most resourceful creatures in the planet. Can you imagine life without milk and cheese and ice cream and paneer?
